Chapter 3: The Havoc in Heaven
孙悟空嫌龙宫借的兵器太轻，抢走定海神针金箍棒。Sun Wukong found the weapon borrowed from the Dragon Palace too light, so he snatched the Ruyi Jingu Bang.龙王告到天庭，玉帝只好封他当“弼马温”。The Dragon King complained to Heaven, and the Jade Emperor had no choice but to make him “Stable Horse Protector.”
后来孙悟空发现这是个管马的小官。Later, Sun Wukong discovered it was just a lowly post overseeing horses.他气得打翻蟠桃会，偷吃仙丹，一路打出南天门！He was so furious that he overturned the Peach Banquet, stole the elixir, and stormed out through the Southern Heavenly Gate!
玉帝派十万天兵抓他。The Jade Emperor dispatched a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers to capture him.哪吒变出三头六臂，雷公电母轰隆隆劈雷。Nezha sprouted three heads and six arms, and Thunder and Lightning struck the heavens with booming thunder.可是孙悟空拔下一根毫毛，变出千百个小猴，打得天兵哇哇逃跑！But Sun Wukong plucked a hair, transformed it into a thousand little monkeys, and drove the heavenly soldiers away screaming!
最后，如来佛祖伸出手掌，说：“你若能翻出我的手掌，天宫让给你。”Finally, the Buddha stretched out his palm and said, 'If you can leap out of my hand, I will grant you the Heavenly Palace.'孙悟空一个筋斗云……却看见五根肉柱子，原来是如来手指！Sun Wukong somersaulted... only to see five flesh pillars, which turned out to be the Buddha’s fingers!
“轰隆”一声，五指山压住孙悟空，只剩脑袋露在外面。With a loud rumble, the Five Finger Mountain pressed down on Sun Wukong, leaving only his head exposed.佛祖说：“等你懂得谦卑，自会自由。”The Buddha said, 'When you learn humility, you will be free.'
寓意：再厉害的人也不能无法无天。Moral: No matter how mighty one is, one must not act lawlessly.
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